Driving on the motorway in torrential rain is a lot like
driving through milk, so you can’t see any of the really fast cars all around
you, and then just as you start to feel like it’s okay and you can handle this,
the amount of surface water gets crazy and what feels like an invisible giant shoves
your car or the car next to you to the side with no warning and you seem to
have no control over the vehicle at all, so that the only logical way to drive
along the motorway through torrential rain is like this:
But on the other hand, with all this rain the slugs and snails seem to be celebrating some kind of mollusc Mardi Gras
so at least someone is enjoying themselves.
An Actor’s Life For Me from Pinocchio
Performed by Walter Catlett
Written by Leigh Harline, Ned Washington and Oliver Wallace
Performed by Walter Catlett
Written by Leigh Harline, Ned Washington and Oliver Wallace
I don't know how to spell Pinocchio either.