Friday, 26 October 2018


So I went to see Bohemian Rhapsody last night because I thought it would be a good idea to spend three hours at the cinema late on a work night (zombie me today was less fond of the idea).

Anyhoo, during the opening credits, when Tom Hollander’s name came up, The Housemate gave me a good dig in the ribs with his elbow.

And I was like, pfff, what, I’m openly asexual now, I don’t have to pretend to have crushes on actors any more.

And then after a while, Tom Hollander shows up as the band’s lawyer and I was like, 


So apparently some things never change.

* ‘Squish’ is ace vernacular for ‘crush’ because we have our own words for everything, because we can.

Monday, 22 October 2018

Musical Monday #184

I Can’t Do It Alone from Chicago
Performed by Catherine Zeta-Jones 
Written by John Kander and Fred Ebb

Monday, 8 October 2018

Musical Monday #183

Jeez, stop crying, kids.  That traumatic scene was all of three minutes ago.  Learn to laugh again, already.  Look, one of them nearly said 'fart'.
Hakuna Matata from The Lion King
Performed by Nathan Lane, Ernie Sabella, Jason Weaver and Joseph Williams
Written by Elton John and Tim Rice

I, like all other kids, was totally won over/suckered in by the comedy double act. ..well, honestly I couldn't give a stuff about Pumbaa, but I was in love with Timon.

Monday, 1 October 2018

Musical Monday #182

And lo, they were good singers now...

Hail Holy Queen from Sister Act