So I went to see Bohemian Rhapsody last night because I
thought it would be a good idea to spend three hours at the cinema late on a
work night (zombie me today was less fond of the idea).
Anyhoo, during the opening credits, when Tom Hollander’s
name came up, The Housemate gave me a good dig in the ribs with his elbow.
And I was like, pfff, what, I’m openly asexual now, I don’t
have to pretend to have crushes on actors any more.
And then after a while, Tom Hollander shows up as the band’s
lawyer and I was like,
OMG I LOVE YOU TOM HOLLANDER.
So apparently some things never change.
* ‘Squish’ is ace vernacular for ‘crush’ because we have our
own words for everything, because we can.