The Author

Me when I started this blog.

WHO AM I, you ask?

I’m LJ Conrad: unpublished writer extraordinaire.

All this might change if I ever get something published, but writing stories is eight thousand times easier and more fun than getting one published, so, y’know, don’t hold your breath.

I identify as:

  • Agender (I don't have a gender - pronouns they/them)
  • Asexual (I don't experience sexual attraction - ace)
  • Aromantic (I don't experience romantic attraction - aro)
  • Vegan (I don't eat or use products made from or taken from animals)
  • Writer (of novels, in theory)
  • Rat Lover (I adopted my first three rescue rats in November 2018 and they are my babies)
Vizzini, Inigo and Fezzik
Fezzik, Inigo and Vizzini

I’m good at:

  • Caring more about fictional characters than real people,
  • Putting things in alphabetical order,
  • Getting distracted by squirrels.

I’m bad at:

  • Talking on the telephone,
  • Clapping in time,
  • Running, at all.


Me, because I can’t imagine anything more fascinating than me. 

Look to the right and you’ll see a list of stuff I tend to talk about ----->

And in a tab up above are my one-sentence reviews for all of the films I have ever seen.  Whelks.

Me now

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