because I was thinking about The WWII Research. Not too bad, because it starts the same. I can forgive The Brain that one. But then today instead of ‘receipt’ I said
because that was how many minutes of The Shift I had left. How could The Brain possibly confuse those two words? More worrying, instead of ‘and there’s your receipt’ I have managed to say
More than once. Either The Mind just decides to reset and start the repetitive conversation I have with every customer again, despite the fact that we are at the end of the transaction not the beginning, or it is pre-empting the next customer too soon. Either way, saying ‘hello’ at the end of the conversation makes me look CRAZY. And finally, the first and creepiest thing I have ever managed to say instead of ‘receipt’ was
The
Unbirthday Song from Alice In Wonderland
Performed by Kathryn Beaumont, Ed Wynn, Jerry Colonna and Jimmy MacDonald
Written by Mack David, Al Hoffman and Jerry Livingston
Performed by Kathryn Beaumont, Ed Wynn, Jerry Colonna and Jimmy MacDonald
Written by Mack David, Al Hoffman and Jerry Livingston
What's the weirdest thing or worst Freudian slip you've said?
"And there's your skin." Catchphrase!
ReplyDeleteIn what circumstance that would be a catchphrase I shudder to imagine.
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