Sunday, 6 July 2014


One night I was happily sitting in the living room when I heard The Housemate in the kitchen.

Eventually, getting no response apart from more expletives, I went into the kitchen.

I can see The Housemate’s mistake.  

Four letter word, begins with F.  

Close, but no cigar.

In case you were wondering, the fire put itself out.

Have you ever accidentally set something on fire?


I look forward to your enthusiastic and loving comment.