First off, a reminder that The Mouse is a JERK and it might
have The Upper Hand right now and ruin all The Drawings but one day I will have
The Upper Hand and there will be a hammer in that hand and then who’ll be
laughing?
ME, that’s who.
So anyway…
I once said The Avengers melted my brain.
And that’s true.
If a person is trying to say something like
All I hear is ‘Marvel’ before The Brain starts asking
questions about what film Marvel is (are?) making next.
And the words ‘low key’ are absolutely ruined. I never really noticed them before but now
people seem to manage to slip them into conversation almost daily
and I 100% of the time always hear ‘Loki’.
And then this morning I went past this building on The Bus:
which to The Brain sure looks like a giant banner
proclaiming
And also this morning I was innocently walking across the
city square when suddenly I could HEAR Tom Hiddleston’s voice. I considered The Possibility that I was
going insane, but then I turned around and there was Tom Hiddleston on The
Giant TV Screen we for some reason have in the city square.
It’s getting kind of annoying.
The Worst Part of it is that I’m not that obsessed with Loki
any more. You probably won’t believe me
due to certain stick figures I may occasionally draw.
But it’s hard to stay interested in a character who is only
in one thing I own (coz hell no I’m not buying Thor), and, well, Loki already
has a massive army of fangirls (and boys) and for me that kinda makes it feel
pointless to join in.
I’m just not sure how long it’s going to take The Brain to
get The Memo with its desperate attempt to mishear and misread as many words as
possible as Loki.
And as I consider The Previous Obsessions, like the Due
South obsession and The Producers obsession and the ironic Captain Scarlet and
The Mysterons obsession and The Bill obsession, I know that they always fade
away until it’s weird to remember how silly I got over them.
It’s not as if years later they still flare up.
It’s not like this happened today or anything:
It’s not like I immediately ran giggling into the shop. And then wrote a blog post about it when I
got home.
It’s not as if I’m typing this post sitting at a desk with a
toy Buick and my Homburg and a large talking Captain Blue doll and a key ring
of DI Manson on it…
Oh, and that Loki doll.
…
Okay, I know, you came here for Musical Monday.
Well here it is:
Welcome To The 60s from Hairspray
Performed by Nikki Blonsky, John Travolta, Nadine Ellis, Arike Rice and Tanee McCall
Written by Marc Shaiman and Scott Wittman
:D
ReplyDeleteThank you for adding to The Junk-I-Love Collection.
DeleteThis was a wonderful post. (Not, like, "compared to all those other non-wonderful ones". It's a complement! Oh, shut up.)
ReplyDeleteYou always say I can't take a compliment but you seem to be reacting without me saying anything. So what I'm saying is, it's your fault.
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